thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

  • everyday: i need new clothes

notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

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IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

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They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

a haiku about most of my pencils

jaclcfrost:

a second ago

had you a second ago

what the fucking shit

nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

(Source: foodtrucker)